Friday, June 27, 2008

Boski on the EURO finals and Employee Morale

We have our finalist...Spain and Germany! And I must say I predicted both semi-final games. Spain and Germany will make for the best final I feel. Spain's quickness and precision passing against Germany's power and strength. I want Spain to win but am still undecided on who I will pick for the fantasy pick'em. I also want to thank the great camera men who have been filming the tourney. They have the ability to spot the hottest girls in the crowd. I mean some of those girls are incredible. Did anyone see the two girls for Germany? They showed them several times. They had white tank tops on with pink letters and numbers for their players. The one that had Klose's name on her shirt was off the charts. I salute you EURO 2008 camera men. This is another reason why the Spain and Germany game will be good is because from what I see they have the best "talent" in the stands.

With business being bad, and other things considering employee morale is really low. Boski has come up with a few ideas to help bring it back up. First thing is we could all use a raise...I mean the cost of living keeps going up and well our paychecks are not. Next up I think there should be a office with no windows and a girl who is in there to keep all the men happy, and to be P.C. we'll get an office with some guy for the girls. I mean if you are feeling stressed go into the room and boom you come out a happy man. I also think there should be more team building exercises. Lets take a trip to motorworld so Boski can beat these fools on the track...how about paintball? Give me a chance to own some nubs in the face. I also think all meals should be provided for you. Nothing too fancy. Perhaps a continental style breakfast found in many hotels for the morning. And some sort of a buffet for lunch, maybe even Mongolian BBQ. I also think after 3pm you should be able to start drinking on the job. Its around that time when a good stiff drink would get you through the rest of the day. I really think I should be put in charge of H.R. Employee morale would be through the roof...everybody would want to work for us.

4 comments:

Prime said...

the two germany girls = smokin hot

term said...

in a time of struggling business, why in the world would grand spend more money on you.

but dont be mad, it is all really exxonmobil's fault. freaking gas prices are through the roof.

and i wish i could watch the LAST 15 MINS OF THE GERMANY GAME

nyphon said...

wow you predicted germany over turkey and spain over russia? you are the man...

Prime said...

hahahahahah