Saturday, January 31, 2009

boon's drunken experience

Last night a girl walks up to me and offers to buy me a drink. My reply is a swift "no" (pointing to my already full glass). Why? because I'm an idiot I guess. Then she asks if she can buy me a shot. I said ok....After taking the shot I ask her where she's from. Her response: Orlando. Have I ever been to Orlando? No. Do I for some reason decide to go into detail on why Orlando is the worst city in Florida? Yes. Why? I have no clue. She decides to drop me and go somewhere else....Of course I don't blame her, I would have done the same. The question is why am I such an idiot? Maybe if I was sober I would have done things differently? I don't know....

There really isn't a point to this story, I just thought it was pretty funny looking back.

7 comments:

pex said...

hahaha, wow very funny

Staboski said...

pretty funny that you didn't get any???

Prime said...

hahahaha weak, orlando does suck tho....guess you were going for the asshole routine, surprised she wasnt diggin it

pex said...

sounds like a stuck up ho anyway, better off

Staboski said...

was she hot?

nyphon said...

she was pretty hot. but then again, i was completely trashed so who knows for sure. i'm not even sure i could pick her out of a lineup

term said...

you know how i know your gay...you tell hot girls you hate orlando because you were 'drunk' but then later went home with the bartender and played tummy sticks