Last night a girl walks up to me and offers to buy me a drink. My reply is a swift "no" (pointing to my already full glass). Why? because I'm an idiot I guess. Then she asks if she can buy me a shot. I said ok....After taking the shot I ask her where she's from. Her response: Orlando. Have I ever been to Orlando? No. Do I for some reason decide to go into detail on why Orlando is the worst city in Florida? Yes. Why? I have no clue. She decides to drop me and go somewhere else....Of course I don't blame her, I would have done the same. The question is why am I such an idiot? Maybe if I was sober I would have done things differently? I don't know....
There really isn't a point to this story, I just thought it was pretty funny looking back.
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7 comments:
hahaha, wow very funny
pretty funny that you didn't get any???
hahahaha weak, orlando does suck tho....guess you were going for the asshole routine, surprised she wasnt diggin it
sounds like a stuck up ho anyway, better off
was she hot?
she was pretty hot. but then again, i was completely trashed so who knows for sure. i'm not even sure i could pick her out of a lineup
you know how i know your gay...you tell hot girls you hate orlando because you were 'drunk' but then later went home with the bartender and played tummy sticks
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